Angelica!
Angelica Pickles: One last job: Read to children. Hey, you're a children! Plant it-- I got to read to you.
00:00:12 I like your shoes they're really cool.
Angelica Pickles: I know. "Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling..." who found the perfect outfit at the mall and was the prettiest the ball. The end.
I knew it. 00:00:26 You're rushing so you can find something for the party.
Angelica Pickles: Yeah, so? What are you wearing?
00:00:32 Something in my closet. 00:00:34 Candy stripers are supposed to spend time with people, to help them get better-- not worry about clothes.
00:00:42 The grass is blue, the grass is blue!
00:00:45 She's been talking the crazy talk.
00:00:48 Did you say "crazy talk"?
00:00:49 Actually I said "the crazy talk." Anyway, we should keep her overnight for observation.
00:00:56 Tell me you're not watching TV.
00:00:58 (elevator bell dings)
Angelica Pickles: Not anymore! Hold the elevator! (yells) My ankle! My nose! My party!
00:07:19 My, isn't that... interesting?
00:07:21 Pray tell, Thomas, what's the hole for?
00:07:23 Well, I know it seems whack, but I'm just going by the book of Grandpa Lou. 00:07:28 He gave me these instructions for the ultimate meditation hut. 00:07:32 Says he's been using one for years.
00:07:34 (call buzzer ringing)
What is it now, Angelica?
Angelica Pickles: My pillows need fluffing again. Hey, I'm the patient, remember? Everything you do your time, duty and some other Junk I forgot is for me. Oh, nurse! I need a refill. Don't be so stingy with the ice this time.
00:08:00 (sighs heavily) (panting)
I came as soon as I heard, Angelica. 00:08:05 It's so tragic-- you talking the crazy talk.
Angelica Pickles: Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah-- my brain. It's... melting.
00:08:14 (gasps) Maybe this'll slow it down.
Angelica Pickles: Get off me! It's a... very rare disease.
00:08:20 Don't worry I'll be with you when you have half of a brain, a quarter of a brain an eighth of a brain, even a brainlet. 00:08:29 What a terrible rare disease!
Angelica Pickles: Hmm... put it this way: It's the rarest disease I ever made up. I had to! I have to be out of sight until Savannah's party's over. Hello? Middle of my face. Can't miss it.
00:08:45 You have a cast on your nose!
Angelica Pickles: Good work, Columbo. Listen to me, Harold, you have to tell everyone my brain is temporarily melting and I must be in complete seclusion. And you can't tell anyone about my nose.
00:08:59 Don't worry, silence is my middle name. 00:09:03 Actually it's Wayne, but your secret's safe with me. 00:09:07 And I'll stay with you until the end of time. 00:09:12 Or now. 00:09:13 Be back after school. 00:09:15 Drink plenty of fluids.
00:09:20 Her brain is melting? 00:09:22 The day of Savannah's party? 00:09:24 Poor, poor Angelica.
00:09:26 I feel so sorry for her.
00:09:28 It's this true? Is she really talking the crazy talk?
00:09:31 Oh, if only there was something I could do.
00:09:34 Oh, there is. 00:09:35 She's registered at the hospital gift shop.
00:09:41 "Peace and love."
Hmm. 00:09:44 "Peace and love" is so... played out. 00:09:47 (clattering) There... 00:09:49 "cheer and harmony."
(clattering)
"Peace."
"Cheer."
"Love"!
00:09:57 "Harmony"!
00:09:58 I'll settle this.
00:10:01 (clattering)
"Pee here"?
00:10:07 (laughter)
(gasps) Philip, this is hardly my idea of... 00:10:14 (screams) tranquillity.
00:10:19 (snickers)
What do you think, Ms. O?
00:10:30 It looks like an... like an...
00:10:33 Outhouse! 00:10:34 In our tranquillity garden!
00:10:36 O'KEATS: How could you confuse a meditation hut with a latrine?!
00:10:40 I just followed Grandpa's instructions. 00:10:43 Uh-oh, I get it: The bathroom's where he spends his time, uh... meditating.
00:10:52 (woman groaning)
Angelica Pickles: Put a lid on it! Trying to watch TV here.
00:11:01 I told you to keep it down. 00:11:04 Your roommate's trying to sleep!
Angelica Pickles: What about my needs? I can't even hear my show because, oh, Miss Moans-a-lot.
00:11:10 Your dessert. 00:11:12 Oh, and you have a visitor.
Angelica Pickles: I do? Why didn't you tell me?
00:11:18 It's time for you to go home. 00:11:21 Oh, it's just you. 00:11:22 I said you worried too much about how you look, but, girl, do you have any idea how you look? 00:11:31 Five... four... three... two...
Angelica Pickles: (screaming) Okay, so I've looked better. It's a good thing I'm here.
00:11:41 You need to get over yourself and give up your bed to someone who really needs it.
Angelica Pickles: Break out the violins.
00:11:48 Look, when I have a bad hair day, I'll wear a hat. 00:11:52 I don't drop off the planet until my ends unsplit. 00:11:56 Did it ever occur to you people might like you for who you are? 00:12:01 Okay, but you get my point.
Angelica Pickles: You do things your way, I'll do the smart, efficient way with no hassle.
00:12:07 So you're going to hang out here forever?
Angelica Pickles: What do you care?
00:12:12 Because we're friends.
Angelica Pickles: So that's why you came by?
00:12:16 Well, that and to give you this.
Angelica Pickles: Homework?! Some friend. (groans) Strawberry?! I wanted cherry. The service around here is pathetic. So Susie, anything else you want to tell me?
00:12:33 Nope. 00:12:35 Feel better!
00:12:36 Poor, poor, brain- melting Angelica.
00:12:40 (groans)
Look, Chelsea, Savannah's so upset her mood bracelet's turning black.
00:12:47 Uh, what can I say? I'm... devastated. 00:12:52 Harold, why don't we have a little talk?
00:12:56 Why would you want to talk to me?
00:12:59 I'm just so concerned about Angelica. 00:13:02 Is she feeling better?
00:13:04 How should I know? 00:13:06 She's very, very secluded in... seclusion.
00:13:11 Oh, poor Angelica, in seclusion simply because she doesn't want anyone to see her... feet?
00:13:18 Not feet, her nose.
00:13:20 Oh, thanks, Harold!
00:13:21 For what? 00:13:23 What did I just do?!
00:13:27 GIRLS: ♪♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪♪ 00:13:29 ♪♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪♪ 00:13:31 ♪♪ For she's a jolly good fellow... ♪♪
00:13:34 Poor, poor Angelica! 00:13:36 I know-- if Angelica can't come to my party, let's bring my party to Angelica.
00:15:58 (laughing)
Angelica Pickles: Hey, there's that kid I was nice enough to read to.
00:16:03 The clown's back!
00:16:05 (screaming)
Angelica Pickles: I'm not a clown-- get over it.
00:16:11 BOY: Hey... 00:16:12 you look different. 00:16:13 Yesterday you were mean and in a hurry. 00:16:15 Today you look mean and kind of crazy. 00:16:18 What happened?
Angelica Pickles: I broke my nose. Why?
00:16:21 You look like you need someone to play with.
Angelica Pickles: Yeah, well... You got any cards?
00:16:28 Sorry. 00:16:30 I'm Spencer.
Angelica Pickles: I'm busy.
00:16:32 Oh. Okay.
Angelica Pickles: You still following me?
00:16:39 No.
Angelica Pickles: I'm Angelica. So, what are you in for?
00:16:48 I got a new kidney recently.
Angelica Pickles: You did? Well, what happened to the old one?
00:16:54 It wasn't working.
Angelica Pickles: Oh, I'm sorry. But you're okay now?
00:16:59 Yeah. I was real sick, but now I'm getting better. 00:17:02 I get to go home soon.
Angelica Pickles: How long have you been here?
00:17:06 Missed a whole Little League season.
Angelica Pickles: Wow, that's a long time... I think.
00:17:13 Did your nose make you miss anything good?
00:17:16 (laughs)
Angelica Pickles: No, not really.
00:17:22 I'm glad.
Angelica Pickles: Hey, you still got that book? I'll read it to you if you want.
00:17:29 The whole story?
Angelica Pickles: The whole enchilada.
00:17:30 You trying to make me look as bad as you?
Angelica Pickles: I don't think that's possible.
00:17:37 Yeah, you're right.
00:17:38 (both chuckling)
(panting)
Where's Angelica?!
00:17:42 WOMAN: Gone... finally!
00:17:45 Gone?!
00:17:46 (wailing)
As in she left.
00:17:52 Oh. 00:17:53 Thank you, thank you, thank you!
00:17:55 O'KEATS: Oh... you see, all our efforts were not for naught. 00:18:01 I do "naught" understand a word she says. 00:18:05 Sit ye down, children. 00:18:07 Let's drink the tranquillity. 00:18:10 (blows gentle melody) Sweet silence. 00:18:15 We couldn't have picked a more perfect spot. 00:18:19 (tremendous rumbling and crashing) (honking loudly) (crashing and booming) (O'Keats screaming above roar)
Angelica Pickles: The end.
00:18:42 You're kind of nice for a crazy-looking girl.
Angelica Pickles: Well, you're kind of crazy for a nice-looking kid.
00:18:50 Thanks for reading to me, Angelica.
Angelica Pickles: Anytime, Spence.
00:18:54 (crowd giggling)
Angelica Pickles: Except now!
00:18:58 Angelica!
Angelica Pickles: I know. Hide me!
00:19:04 Hi, Harold. 00:19:06 Why are you standing in front of that food cart... 00:19:11 that has feet?
00:19:13 I'm not.
Angelica Pickles: Hey, guys, what's up?
00:19:16 Oh, we wanted to see how you were feeling.
00:19:20 (cart creaking) (gasping)
SAVANNAH: Your nose! 00:19:24 And hair and dress and shoes!
Angelica Pickles: Uh... Oh, yeah. I fainted when I found out my brain was melting. Okay, how about "It's the latest look from Paris"? Paris?
00:19:37 She's a party clown!
Angelica Pickles: Can everyone just let that one go? I... Okay... here's the deal: My brain's not melting. I just didn't want anyone seeing me like this.
00:19:53 So you lied to us?!
Angelica Pickles: Yep, but that was before I found out there are a lot worse things that can happen than missing a party or not looking good or even a broken nose.
00:20:06 BRIANNA: You're so right, Angelica. 00:20:07 Once I used my mom's exfoliate and it turned my complexion from tawny beige to beige bisque!
Angelica Pickles: Anyway, you can all go to Savannah's party now. Make fun of me all you want.
00:20:20 Okay.
00:20:21 Actually, I don't blame her for not wanting to be seen. 00:20:26 I wouldn't have gone to the party either.
00:20:28 HOWARD: The brain melt idea was way genius.
00:20:32 Totally! Mind if I borrow the melt to get out of my brother's piano recital?
Angelica Pickles: Uh... sure.
00:20:39 Hey, we brought all this stuff for a party-- we might as well have one!
00:20:48 Sorry, I'm late, but I stopped to get something. 00:20:52 Girl, that's better for everyone.
00:20:54 Okay, this has been cute. 00:20:55 Now let's go to my place and have a real party.
00:21:00 But it's fun here.
00:21:01 (gasps)
Angelica Pickles: Is that another stripe?
00:21:08 Fancy that.
00:21:11 Can I sign your nose?
Angelica Pickles: Sure.
00:21:14 SPENCER: Leave room for me.